Saturday, April 08, 2006

When the going gets tough, the tough get going!!
In my case, when you don’t appear tough enough, you arrange to appear tough enough.
I still don’t understand what civil service has to do with my being under-weight. This is FPSC stance by the way that I am under-weight. I think, given my height, I am fine Alhumdulilah. And as anyone who has seen me eating would tell you, it’s not for want of appetite that I am the way I am.
I think I mentioned earlier that even after clearing the exam, interview, psychological test, I was declared temporarily medically unfit because I weighed 4 k less than the required weight. I was sent a notice on 31st March, giving me only about 8 days to gain 4 k. And really, that is not easy for me.
So, I ate all I could in the past days, and still last night, I weighed 40 k. I had to think of something because really, who is ever rejected on medical grounds. It’s my intellect that should make a difference…
Stupid rules!
I guess I needed to do something equally stupid to break this idiotic rule. Since I couldn’t come up with anything smart, I decided to sleep on it.
Eureka! In the morning when I woke up, I had a plan Alhumdulilah. Well, I know it was devious but hey! FPSC deserves it.
So, this is what I did. I took out my very sparsely worn cargo pants and matched them with one of my shirts. Next I asked samreen to find me all the locks that she could, rusty or in use, didn’t matter!. And then I put the locks in my pockets and viola! Instant weight gain!!!
And it worked! I weighed precisely 44k on the weighing machine and when they asked me how I gained the weight…I gave them a long list of food, that I have actually been eating but without much success.
It’s amazing what a few rusty old locks can do to unlock a person’s future!

4 Comments:

At 2:07 AM, Blogger Sad said...

I wish i had your weight issues!

 
At 7:44 AM, Blogger An Enlightened Fellow said...

Brilliant! I don't know if you really want to gain any weight, but you could start adding a bunch of olive oil to your regular food. People who go on arctic expeditions take bottles of it to drink so their bodies don't run out of energy to make heat. That doesn't appeal to me very much.

 
At 2:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

good luck! everyone deserves to be happy!

except sadists!

lol how paradoxical is that! can a sadist be happy?

 
At 11:01 PM, Blogger batool said...

lol..no saddy! you dont wish you had my weight issues at all.

Weight has never really been an issue with me except in this one instance. But as a rule, eversince my family spent some years in middle east, we use Olive oil for cooking. But you're right! drinking olive oil is not at all appealing.

There is a fine line between pleasure and happiness and i think if anyone recognizes that..its a sadist, a fine line they can never breach. that's my take on this paradox you stated.
and thank you for wishing me luck:)

 

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