I do a lot of these, dont i?

What can I say, I am in a very Pro-duck-tive mood today.

Person/Thing Who:-

1) Slept in your bed: Thing? There’s a thing sleeping in my bed? Scream!!!!!!!!

2) Saw you cry: Do the bed bugs count?

3) Made you cry: this Fa-lo I had about a month back

4) You went to the movies with: last time was with Shan and cousins Madi and Vicks. The movie was a Pakistani one, as pathetic as they come. We stayed for thirty minutes, cursed each other for even thinking of watching it and left the place highly enlightened about Lollywood.

5) You went to the mall with: went to Park Towers in May with An, YS and Raja.

6) Sent you a txt message: Noreen

Have You Ever:-

7) Said "I love you" and meant it? : yes, everyday with all my heart. Only, the mirror never replies. Its’ about time they invented one of those

8) Gotten in a fight with your pet: My cat hounds me everyday

9) Dreamt something really crazy and then it happened the next day: I dreamt that I was dancing and stomping my foot and the next day the Earthquake…Freaky!!!

10) Had an imaginary friend: Don’t you dare call my friend imaginary

11) What’s in your closet? Two skeletons

12) Do you have a crush on someone: yes, the dwarf in LOTR, what was his name again?

13) What book are you reading now: Defense of Duffer’s Drift

14) Worst feeling in the world: watching somebody else eat your cheesecake

15) Future son's name: Sian Allah Rakha Karam dad urf jheeran pehlwan gujar

16) Future daughter's name: Aansa Jehanara Batul urf Munni Begum

17) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: I stuff animals before I sleep…does that count?

18) What's under your bed: corpses

19) Best sport to watch: Snails racing towards meat.

20) College plans: yes! Blowing up the college I studied in…so help me God

21) Piercing/tattoos: I have pierced knuckles and there’s a tattoo of a nose where my nose is supposed to be.



EXTRA STUFF :-

1) Do you do drugs: hey! You can’t get to heaven if you’re scared of getting high!!!!

2) Who are your good friends?: some of them are reading it and know who they’re

3) What are you most scared of: Butterflies in the stomach

5) Where do you want to get married: In the Past

6) Who do you really hate: my split Personality

7) Been in Love: yes! But the difference in species got in the way

8) Do you drive: I can drive just about anyone crazy and I really know how to drive people away…wanna see?

9) Do you have a job: Does filling stupid questionnaires count?

10) Do you enjoy being around people: People?

11) Are you for world peace?: I am all for the world. I am all for peace. Both cannot be combined in the same sentence.


IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, HAVE YOU:-

1) Cried: I told the bed bug to not tell anyone, wait till I get my hands on that pest!!!!

2) Bought something: yes! Another wedding present

3) Gotten sick: sick n’ tired…yup!

4) Sang: la de da di da…there you go

5) Wanted to tell someone you loved them: Yes. I love you. Now go get me Orange Juice with extra pulp and a dozen white irises for my room. And while you’re at it, see if you can get me one of those ferrari’s we saw in the showroom the other day.

6) Met someone new: yes! That was enuff for me go insane and fill stupid questionnaires.

7) Missed someone: Yes! My source in Stock Exchange.

8) Hugged someone: ... touching people…yuck!

9) Kissed someone: hey!!! Is this going into people magazine or something?

There! Now with this quiz, there isn’t anything left of my sanity!